Christina Chan is a young writer who likes to write most of her stuff  while on the toilet. She sees purple people all the time but she can  cope with it pretty well, since she can always hide behind her 6-foot  tall rabbit friend frank when the purple people start to eat the bones in her fingers. She is a student at the University of Hong Kong (and was put on the Dean’s List this year for academic achievement!) and her greatest aspiration is to have her application for social welfare accepted when she graduates so she can get money without working and use it to buy bread loaves to feed the penguins in South Africa.